(Second post of the day…gots to catch up!)
So the other night I was in the basement and out of the blue* I made up my own joke.
I want to believe that I am the first to come up with this joke or one similar (I mean, maybe one other clever person could have come up with it….but I think I am the first and that is all that matters). I like these types of jokes and personally think
I am it is hilarious. Infact, I think it is so funny that I keep saying it over and over and over again, much to the pleasure of Terry and Kristen.
So without further ado….
Question: “What did the frog think of the book he read?”
Answer: “He thought it was ribbiting!”
Thanks ladies & germs….I will be here all night!
I seriously CRACK MYSELF UP.
*Ok, it wasn’t totally out of the blue**. This is how it came to be: When someone rips ass loud we either say they stepped on a duck or a frog….depending on how loud it is. I know, we be classy. Well someone “stepped on a frog” while I was in the basement which got me thinking of frogs, which then made me think of other noises frogs make, which made me think of ribbit, and well the rest is history!
**Origin of “Out of the blue” phrase: It derives from an older phrase. "Dropping out of the clear blue sky”. 1. From an unexpected or unforeseen source 2. At a completely unexpected time