Tuesday, January 13, 2009

News That Shouldn't Be News

I don't even know what to say about this. People really are idiots.


"A San Diego woman who is auctioning off her virginity said she has now received a bid of $3.7 million, according to a published report.

Natalie Dylan, a 22-year-old San Diego woman, said she got the idea for the auction after her sister was able to pay for her college education after prostituting herself for three weeks, according to the London Telegraph.

Dylan has a degree in women's studies. She told the paper she hopes to pay for an advanced degree in family and marriage therapy with the proceeds from the auction.

She told the Telegraph that she doesn't think she's the only one who will be benefit from the auction.

"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," Dylan told the paper.

She claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000 men to bid for sex with her."

9 comments:

  1. I bet her parents are uber-proud.

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  2. yeah, of BOTH of their daughters. You know, the 3 weeks of prostitution the other one did to get money for college. Nice, really nice.

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  3. Her quote, "...and the person I do it with" made me throw up! That's just wrong on so many levels. What parent says, "sorry honey but Daddy and me can't pay for yer college - got any ideas?" And who's the bastard that's gonna PAY for "doin it" with her? Yuck-o.

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  4. Is there a letter of Virgin Authenticity to go along with this deal? How does the person paying almost $4 MILLION know that they aren't being hoodwinked by some skank claiming to be a virgin?

    I'm just saying, you can't be too trusting of your prostitutes these days.

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  5. Mickey D:

    "Miss Dylan said she did not think it was particularly significant to be willing to sell your virginity and insisted that she was happy to undergo medical tests for any doubters."

    And there you go, she will get medical tests.

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  6. wow is all i can really muster up to say.
    wow.

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  7. I think she's just an attention whore. Wait... scratch the attention part. I mean, I need money for college, but I'm doing it the ol' fashion, American way: selling my blood!

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  8. SP- well put. Sad, sick and sad.

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  9. HAHAHA, SP you can also sell your plasma. You know, just incase you need a few more Benjamins in your pocket.

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