Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Kohl's, Your One Stop Shop For Slippers, Scarves and Swiss Army Knives?!?!

This cracked me up!!!

I really wish I could get a better picture of this but I had to share anyways. I was looking online at Kohls and I clicked on the "Women's Accessories" link. This is what came up...
Click HERE to see the actual website, as the pics below are not great.

Right next to the women's scarves, belts, slippers, sunglasses, and cold-weather accessories there was a link for Swiss army knives. Um sure, why not.

And there is just not one style of Swiss army knife available for us multipurpose & practical women but many options and colors. You can even get one in watermelon pink if you feel like keeping your knife/scissor /screwdriver combo a bit more feminine.

*Just in case you were wondering most come with a pen blade, nail file, nail cleaner, screwdriver, serrated-edge scissors, toothpick, tweezers & key ring. I laugh, but it IS actually kind of practical, you no! shhh


  1. The Wenger® Evolution 10 Swiss Army™ Knife Includes: 2 1/2-in. blade, can opener, corkscrew, flat screwdriver, cap lifter, wire bender, nail file, nail cleaner, crosshead screwdriver, reamer, toothpick, tweezers & key ring

    WOW! that is some dandy little contraption there. hmmmm ;)

  2. It's a Swiss Army Knife? It looked like another handy little portable device that would also go under Women's Accessories. One of a vibrating nature. At least that is what I assumed from just looking at the pictures you provided.

  3. I agree Panda.

    I have an even more random place for a Swiss Army knife to show up...
    I worked at a coffee shop for like 8 years as I'm a raging under achiever. Anywho, one morning as I was baking the muffins and loading up the pastry case I saw that we were now selling Swiss Army Knives... at a coffee shop... out of the pastry case... they never sold.

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  5. I bet people would take you very seriously with your *pink* Swiss Army knife. If that doesn't scream BAD ASS, I don't know what does.

    (Was Kohl's having the Sale of the Century that day? Odds are, they were. Until next weekend.)