I came home the other day after work to see Terry chill’n (yes chill'n, not chilling) on the couch watching TV. I sit down beside him and notice he is watching Bewitched circa Darrin #2 and the following conversation takes place:
Me: “Watching Bewitched, huh?”
T: “No.”
Me: “Terry I see it on the TV, what do you mean you are not watching it?”
T: “I was really watching this.” Switches to a different channel.
Me: “What is this?”
T: “Charmed. Bewitched is my back up channel for when there are commercials.”
The conversation basically ended there because all I could really do was smile. Yes my long haired, metal head husband watches Charmed & Bewitched. It has been 10 years together and he is still an enigma to me.
I love you Terry.
Showing posts with label Terry-isms. Show all posts
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Thursday, July 29, 2010
Thursday, August 27, 2009
A Little Bit of This and A Little Bit of That....
I haven’t really had anything overly interesting to blog about recently, so I decided to just write down some random topics/updates I was thinking about.
- I was listening to my radio the other day and the 3 Doors Down song “Let Me Be Myself” came on. I didn’t think of the band but rather instantly thought of the Geico commercials with the caveman. That is good marketing.
- Since I started using Twitter I feel I am unable to come up with blog posts on a regular basis. I think it is because I feel I need to write them in 140 characters or less. (hence this post) Not cool.
- While stopped at a stop light I saw this lady (who was in the car by herself) park her car downtown BG. She got out of her car and locked her doors with her car remote and then double checked the handle to make sure it was locked. She walked a good way down the street and into a store. What was weird about that - She left ALL 4 of the windows down in the car. Hmmmmm, at least her car was locked.
- Someone gave me a file the other day at work and then proceeded to do the Heisman pose. What do you say to that.
- Starbucks has these new smoothies. I tried the Strawberry Banana Vivanno™ Smoothie. “It is a whole banana, real strawberry puree and 2% milk blended with ice and our proprietary whey protein & fiber powder.” It has 270 calories and .5g of fat. Delicious. I want to try the Orange Mango Banana one as well, but not so much the Banana Chocolate.
- I like Clementine’s because they are sweet, dainty & delicious.
- Terry quote of the week: "I think I am going to McDonalds for lunch today. I want something bad for me so I can get a McStomachache and I really want a McGut."
- We had to pay $796 for Terry’s school books THIS semester. Barf. It is seriously ridiculous what the publishers and schools charge for books. I am not kidding when I say it should be illegal, there should be a cap on that. And to make matters worse 3 of the 4 classes he took were only 100 level classes. WTF?! I guess for Christmas this year we will be passing out philosophy, biology, and computer books as presents.
- Terry has taken over our Netflix account. He just returned Trailer Park Boys: The Movie, being sent today is Psycho Beach Party, and in the queue are Trailer Park Boys: Season 3 and Iron Maiden: The Early Years. I think I need to add some more girlie movies back to the queue.
- My mom will be proud of this: I HATE to shop and I went to Kohls a couple weeks ago because I needed a couple things. (I stress needed as infact I DID need stuff as I do not just go shopping for the fun of it.) While I was there I found a few shirts that I loved and they were on sale, plus I had a coupon & a gift card. I ended up buying them and was thrilled at the final price I paid. Total original purchase price: $156; Total after sale price & coupon:$37.12; Total after gift card: $5.36! Yes, I got $156 worth of clothes for $5.36 out of pocket! Awesome.
- I wish all shirts, especially work shirts, would screen on the tag instead of having a physical tag. The screen tag isn’t itchy and it doesn’t hang out of your shirt. It is brilliant.
- My sister and I colored my hair a darker brown last night. Though I wanted a darker brown, I was not sure if I went too dark. One of the ladies noticed my hair and said she liked it. I mentioned that I thought it may be a little too dark for me to which she said this…. “I have always liked your hair darker. It looks really pretty and looks good on you. It makes your hair look even thicker and very luscious.” I love her. That totally made my day!
- Speaking of hair, I need a hair cut BAD and I am glad I have one this Saturday. My split ends are horrible, which of course I really noticed when I colored my hair from light brown to dark brown. I look down at my hair and see all these tiny white specks on the ends of my hair. Not attractive.
- I am SO happy good reality TV is on right now. Top Chef, Project Runway, Ghost Hunters, My Antonio...um wait, scratch that last one.
- I was listening to my radio the other day and the 3 Doors Down song “Let Me Be Myself” came on. I didn’t think of the band but rather instantly thought of the Geico commercials with the caveman. That is good marketing.
- Since I started using Twitter I feel I am unable to come up with blog posts on a regular basis. I think it is because I feel I need to write them in 140 characters or less. (hence this post) Not cool.
- While stopped at a stop light I saw this lady (who was in the car by herself) park her car downtown BG. She got out of her car and locked her doors with her car remote and then double checked the handle to make sure it was locked. She walked a good way down the street and into a store. What was weird about that - She left ALL 4 of the windows down in the car. Hmmmmm, at least her car was locked.
- Someone gave me a file the other day at work and then proceeded to do the Heisman pose. What do you say to that.
- Starbucks has these new smoothies. I tried the Strawberry Banana Vivanno™ Smoothie. “It is a whole banana, real strawberry puree and 2% milk blended with ice and our proprietary whey protein & fiber powder.” It has 270 calories and .5g of fat. Delicious. I want to try the Orange Mango Banana one as well, but not so much the Banana Chocolate.
- I like Clementine’s because they are sweet, dainty & delicious.
- Terry quote of the week: "I think I am going to McDonalds for lunch today. I want something bad for me so I can get a McStomachache and I really want a McGut."
- We had to pay $796 for Terry’s school books THIS semester. Barf. It is seriously ridiculous what the publishers and schools charge for books. I am not kidding when I say it should be illegal, there should be a cap on that. And to make matters worse 3 of the 4 classes he took were only 100 level classes. WTF?! I guess for Christmas this year we will be passing out philosophy, biology, and computer books as presents.
- Terry has taken over our Netflix account. He just returned Trailer Park Boys: The Movie, being sent today is Psycho Beach Party, and in the queue are Trailer Park Boys: Season 3 and Iron Maiden: The Early Years. I think I need to add some more girlie movies back to the queue.
- My mom will be proud of this: I HATE to shop and I went to Kohls a couple weeks ago because I needed a couple things. (I stress needed as infact I DID need stuff as I do not just go shopping for the fun of it.) While I was there I found a few shirts that I loved and they were on sale, plus I had a coupon & a gift card. I ended up buying them and was thrilled at the final price I paid. Total original purchase price: $156; Total after sale price & coupon:$37.12; Total after gift card: $5.36! Yes, I got $156 worth of clothes for $5.36 out of pocket! Awesome.
- I wish all shirts, especially work shirts, would screen on the tag instead of having a physical tag. The screen tag isn’t itchy and it doesn’t hang out of your shirt. It is brilliant.
- My sister and I colored my hair a darker brown last night. Though I wanted a darker brown, I was not sure if I went too dark. One of the ladies noticed my hair and said she liked it. I mentioned that I thought it may be a little too dark for me to which she said this…. “I have always liked your hair darker. It looks really pretty and looks good on you. It makes your hair look even thicker and very luscious.” I love her. That totally made my day!
- Speaking of hair, I need a hair cut BAD and I am glad I have one this Saturday. My split ends are horrible, which of course I really noticed when I colored my hair from light brown to dark brown. I look down at my hair and see all these tiny white specks on the ends of my hair. Not attractive.
- I am SO happy good reality TV is on right now. Top Chef, Project Runway, Ghost Hunters, My Antonio...um wait, scratch that last one.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Terry-isms
Please visit my sister's blog HERE for her very own Terry-ism.
This one had me laughing out loud at work!!
This one had me laughing out loud at work!!
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Terry-isms
Reason # 342 why I love T. His dry but hilarious sense of humor.
Many times I will ask Terry something and I will get a ridiculous response. So when I asked him a simple question today this is what he said:
My text to Terry: Did you take in the mortgage payment today?
Terry’s Response back: No I traded it for some Magic Beans.
Also, here is his quote of the day:
To Kristen when she was asking a question: "Kristen, Frankie says relax."
He seriously cracks me up!
Many times I will ask Terry something and I will get a ridiculous response. So when I asked him a simple question today this is what he said:
My text to Terry: Did you take in the mortgage payment today?
Terry’s Response back: No I traded it for some Magic Beans.
Also, here is his quote of the day:
To Kristen when she was asking a question: "Kristen, Frankie says relax."
He seriously cracks me up!
Friday, April 10, 2009
Terry’s Random Question of The Day:
A phone call from Terry.
Terry: “Jenn, Question….is it OK to wear a Popeye Backpack when you are a grown man?”
Me: “Is this question based on an observation, or would YOU like a Popeye backpack for school?”
Terry: “Yeah Jenn, I want to look like a complete idiot by wearing a childs vinyl Popeye backpack through Downtown BG so people, like myself, can laugh at how ridiculous I look.”
Me: “I think you answered your own question.”
Friday, January 02, 2009
Terry-ism's
Happy 2009 Friends!!
So I have to share a couple random but funny quotes from my husband that he said yesterday that just made me laugh. He really never disappoints when it comes to this kind of stuff.
- We are getting ready to leave and he is putting on his coat. He heads to the door completly straight faced and without any expression and says, "Damn, It is good to be a gangsta." Yes, because when I think "Gangsta" I think Terry.
- We were talking about cats when Terry says "I don't like Persian Cats. They are like the douchebags of the cat world." (sorry if you have a persian)
So I have to share a couple random but funny quotes from my husband that he said yesterday that just made me laugh. He really never disappoints when it comes to this kind of stuff.
- We are getting ready to leave and he is putting on his coat. He heads to the door completly straight faced and without any expression and says, "Damn, It is good to be a gangsta." Yes, because when I think "Gangsta" I think Terry.
- We were talking about cats when Terry says "I don't like Persian Cats. They are like the douchebags of the cat world." (sorry if you have a persian)
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Terry-ism
Terry said this to K & I this past weekend.
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T: "Why do people use LOL when they text or read something funny online? Are they really laughing out loud every time there is something funny they read? If they are that is fine, use LOL but lets say they are sitting at their desk and type LOL to someone, I am sure they are not sitting there just laughing out loud at a text.”
He then proceeds to laugh out loud in this obnoxiously loud laugh while pretending to have just read something funny.
T: “I like to say LQTMS. Which is laughing quietly to my self. Seems more appropriate most times.”
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LOL!!!
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T: "Why do people use LOL when they text or read something funny online? Are they really laughing out loud every time there is something funny they read? If they are that is fine, use LOL but lets say they are sitting at their desk and type LOL to someone, I am sure they are not sitting there just laughing out loud at a text.”
He then proceeds to laugh out loud in this obnoxiously loud laugh while pretending to have just read something funny.
T: “I like to say LQTMS. Which is laughing quietly to my self. Seems more appropriate most times.”
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LOL!!!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Did You Know....
Leave it to Terry to be full of crazy amounts of random knowledge.
For instance, we were watching TV when out of no where Terry tells me the following piece of information:
T: "Did you know that a Rhinoceros's horn is not bone?"
M: "No, what is it then?"
T: "Just a large ingrown hair. Well it is really just the same material that makes up hair."
M: Just laughing at the randomness
T: "Yeah, fish scales are made of the same stuff. Alot of animals have stuff made out of Keratin."
So I googled and yes he is right (like flipp'n always).
The horns of a rhinoceros are made of keratin, the same type of protein that makes up hair and fingernails.
I just felt I should not be the only person who hears this random piece of information today.
For instance, we were watching TV when out of no where Terry tells me the following piece of information:
T: "Did you know that a Rhinoceros's horn is not bone?"
M: "No, what is it then?"
T: "Just a large ingrown hair. Well it is really just the same material that makes up hair."
M: Just laughing at the randomness
T: "Yeah, fish scales are made of the same stuff. Alot of animals have stuff made out of Keratin."
So I googled and yes he is right (like flipp'n always).
The horns of a rhinoceros are made of keratin, the same type of protein that makes up hair and fingernails.
I just felt I should not be the only person who hears this random piece of information today.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Don't Mess With Me....Or You'll Be Sorry
So today I had a new friend with me on my way to work.Meet Godzilla.
Godzilla rode with me this morning on the dashboard because I drove my husband's car to work today.
Yes, my dear hubby has a Godzilla "action figure" attached to the dash of his black Jetta.
This is just another reason why I love him. His last brown car had the Taco Bell dog bobble head, this black car - Godzilla. I have to admit every time I looked at it, it put a smile on my face. So I am just sharing, hopefully the pure randomness will put a smile on yours as well! :)
I am off to have lunch with godzilla. I wonder if he would like a tuna sub from subway?!?!
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