Monday, November 30, 2009

Sorry Luke Wilson…..

I know it is a recession and all, but I think you need to get a real acting job or at the very least find a better product to shell out other than a phone company.



I like you Luke Wilson (I really do) but I do not like you in these commercials. If you could just find some satirical romantic comedy movie to be in, it would be greatly appreciated. But misleading AT&T commercials, you are better than that.

I am just trying to look out for you. I don’t want your career to end and for you to only be remembered because you did some stupid AT&T commercials, the same way Jamie Lee Curtis’* did when she started selling Activia. Plus the commercials are just stupid, you need to be in something better than these.

I am only trying to look out for your best interests dearest Luke, you are far too young and funny for these commercials. I forgave you for My Super Ex-Girlfriend; I know we can get past this too.



*I also adore Jamie Lee Curtis, but come on who doesn’t laugh thinking of the SNL spoofs of her sitting on the couch eating Activia about to poop her pants. I will think of that always….or until something funnier comes along.

9 comments:

  1. The first time I saw his commercial I thought, "Man, someone has aged BADLY!" I don't remember him having those tubby squirrel cheeks before?

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  2. Did he, or his brother, have the breakdown last year? I couldn't remember.

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  3. And he looks AWFUL in those commercials, too. Tragic.

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  4. My mom was watching this commercial w/ me. She was like "oh man, he used to be so good looking." agreed.

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  5. Ugh. I totally thought the same thing. What a mess.

    Plus, Cingular blows.

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  6. Wendy, I believe it was Owen, his brother, who had the breakdown.

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  7. I felt really badly when I also had all of the aforementioned thoughts. He should at least do voice-overs because he and his brother do have such recognizable voices.

    Yes, weight in the face, not a good look for a good looking man.

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  8. His agent should have said "Look, I'm going to be very blunt. Your face has gotten too fat and people are going to feel bad for you. Don't."

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  9. I still maintain that his brother Owen should do Verizon commercials similar to this one. And then they can do a series of commercials similar to the PC vs. Mac guys. And then... and then... and then our heads explode.

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