Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Vanity Card of the Week

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #222

The Racism of King Kong

"In all three film versions of the basic story, we are led to believe that Kong regularly feasts on native girls. Female human sacrifice is how the locals appease him. Then, in each re-telling, he is transformed from mindless, blood-thirsty carnivore to smitten, suicidal love monkey by a skinny, blonde-haired white girl (Fay Wray, Jessica Lange, Naomi Watts). Given this behavioral trend, it is my contention that King Kong would eat Halle Berry. This troubles me deeply and I wanted to share it with you."

3 comments:

  1. Hey,
    I just changed my blog address
    www.myownquietoasis.blogspot.com
    Can you change it on your sidebar? I'm so sorry for the blogger inconvenience!!!

    --K

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  2. This is fabulous! I HATE racist monkeys.

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  3. Ohhhhhh! Wow, I never realized that before!

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