Thursday, April 30, 2009

News Round Up For Today

Just in case you have not had a chance to read the news today, please let me give you a quick recap.

Swine Flu - Do I Have It?!
Swine Flu - Will I Get It?!
Swine Flu - It's A Pandemic!
Swine Flu - Protect Yourself Against It!!
Obama - After 100 Days, What Will Happen?
Chrysler = Bankruptcy
Swine Flu - Don't Blame The Pigs!
Guess What - The Economy Is Bad :(
Guess What - We Are In A Recession :(
Swine Flu - Are We Overreacting?!
More Missing People
Swine Flu - Yes We Are Overreacting And We Better Panic, Now!
People Sick :(
Mel Gibson Steps Out with New Brunette. Is It To Soon?
*Cough* It Is Swine Flu *Cough*
Swine Flu, Mexico, Obama, Bankruptcy, Swine Flu, Recession, Obama, Swine Flu.

Yep, that is pretty much a recap of the news for today. Pretty uplifting stories, I think. Carry on with your day now, just wanted to save you a bit of time.



    (Says the person who is working from home so as to avoid contact with possibly germ-y co-workers and clients in my MX-based workspace.)

  2. What's this swine flu people are talking about? I haven't heard much about it.


  3. HA! You probably wouldn't have heard about it, the media is keeping it on the down to not create a panic.

  4. and this is exactly why i didn't read a newspaper while on vacation. it's all bad news. i think i'm going to impose a moratorium on reading the news for a while. i think i want to be uninformed. it's less depressing. :)

  5. I like the Mel Gibson reference in the middle of all the piggish news. Very clever.

  6. You should totally have your own news show.