I Have Come to the Conclusion That Celebrities Just Stink

Yep, celebrities must smell something awful! Why do I say that, because so many of them have their own perfume. Everywhere you look a celebrity is creating a perfume.....an Eau De Themselves to share with the world.

I have compiled a list of some celebrities who sell their scents and what I imagine their perfumes smell like.

Kate Moss – Crack and Cigarettes
Donald Trump – Old Spice & Hair Growth Cream
Hilary Duff – Not sure why this perfume is even as popular as it is.
Reese Witherspoon – Sweet Flowers. It would be a bit too much at times but overall it is a very pleasant smell
Avril Lavigne – It would try to smell like it was punk and a badass but it wouldn’t be anything of the sort
Sarah Jessica Parker – Smelled it; Didn’t like it
Kylie Minogue – Peaches & Cream (I really like her)
David Beckham – Sweat, Grass, and Pure Hotness
Britney Spears – Cheetos and Bubble Gum
Jennifer Lopez – Bitch with a hint of lilac
Christina Aguilera – At first it would smell a bit raunchy, but eventually it would mellow out and be more tolerable
Paris Hilton – Skank
Mariah Carey – Cherries, vanilla, flowers, peaches, sweetness, spiciness, gold, diamonds, chocolate cake, shrimp, caviar….basically everything out there
Gwen Stefani - Bananas
Celine Dion – Moth balls, espresso & Icy Hot
P.Diddy – What does a tool smell like?!?!

I would like to create my own perfume. I think mine would be generally sweet but every so often you would just get a whiff of tartness.