Friday, August 21, 2009

Latest Celeb to Think They Can Find “Love” on a VH1 Reality Show

So VH1 found another former celebrity who doesn’t have anything better to do so he stars in his own reality show where he claims he is looking for a real and serious relationship...... with of course some random girl picked by the VH1 marketing department. Antonio Sabato Jr. is looking for true love in Hawaii and there are 13 eager ladies looking to win his love. (Love that also comes with a big bank account and 15 minutes of fame.)

Here is what was on the website announcing the show. I thought some parts were not completely accurate, so I made revisions where necessary.

Ultimate only available bachelor Antonio Sabato Jr. is looking for love work — and VH1 captures every twist and turn of the battle for his heart money in My Antonio. Thirteen beautiful women money hungry sluts travel to an exotic paradise Sandals Resort in Hawaii, hoping to make a love sexual connection with the General Hospital star, Calvin Klein underwear model and hunk extraordinaire(is that last one actually on his resume??). Who will win the heart one night stand of one of the most desired men on the planet only single guy with a six pack wanting to do this show? Find out on My Antonio, premiering Sunday, August 16th, 2009 at 10:00 PM* on VH1.”

So here is to yet another show giving hope to the everyday skank and giving her the chance to live out her "celebrity" dreams by dressing provocatively, acting like an idiot on TV, drinking crazy amounts of alcohol, bitch slapping other women, and just plain old making a fool of themselves so to ultimately make out (or have sex) with someone who use to be famous.

Needless to say, I will watch this.


  1. sigh... they're really really stretching.

    I WOULD like to see his resume though. (That freakin killed me)

  2. I don't even believe what I'm reading.

    He shoulda stayed on GH. He would have had a better chance of getting laid.

  3. Hahaha! J - I love your um... edits. Very nice.

  4. OMG... I saw a bit of this show this past weekend. HOW TERRIBLE WAS THAT????????