The Best of the Worst Pick Up Lines!

(In Case you can't read it....Turkey Pick-up Lines: Is that a pop-up timer in your belly or are you just happy to see me?) HAHAHAHAHA I love it!


We all love the bad pick-up lines, because they are SO funny! So I thought it would be fun to share some of our favorites!!

- Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
- Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
- If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
- Am I dead? Cause this must be heaven!
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
- Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
- (And the turkey pick up line above, hahahah)


What are your favorite pick-up lines?


Lets keep it kinda clean folks!