Joke of The Day

(Second post of the day…gots to catch up!)

So the other night I was in the basement and out of the blue* I made up my own joke. 

I want to believe that I am the first to come up with this joke or one similar (I mean, maybe one other clever person could have come up with it….but I think I am the first and that is all that matters).  I like these types of jokes and personally think I am it is hilarious.  Infact, I think it is so funny that I keep saying it over and over and over again, much to the pleasure of Terry and Kristen.

So without further ado….

Question: “What did the frog think of the book he read?”

Answer: “He thought it was ribbiting!”

HAHAHAHA!!!

Thanks ladies & germs….I will be here all night!

I seriously CRACK MYSELF UP.

 *Ok, it wasn’t totally out of the blue**.  This is how it came to be: When someone rips ass loud we either say they stepped on a duck or a frog….depending on how loud it is.  I know, we be classy.  Well someone “stepped on a frog” while I was in the basement which got me thinking of frogs, which then made me think of other noises frogs make, which made me think of ribbit, and well the rest is history!

**Origin of “Out of the blue” phrase:  It derives from an older phrase. "Dropping out of the clear blue sky”.  1.  From an unexpected or unforeseen source  2. At a completely unexpected time

Joke of the Day

Some people said that the day a Black man would be President would be the day pigs fly.

Well we now have a Black man as President and swine flu.

How About A Political Joke on This Fine Friday Afternoon.

Don't worry, this is candidate neutral....just a funny political joke, that probably shouldn't be funny because of the truth behind it. Sorry, it is long.

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While walking down the street one day a politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ''Welcome to heaven,'' says St. Peter. ''Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.''

''No problem, just let me in,'' says the man.

''Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.''

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the politician.

''I'm sorry, but we have our rules.''

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. ''Now it's time to visit heaven.''

So, 24 hours pass with the politician joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

''Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.''

The politician reflects for a minute, then he answers: ''Well , I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.''

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above the devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ''I don't understand,'' stammers the politician. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'

The devil looks at him, smiles and says,

“Yesterday we were campaigning.………Today you voted.”

Funny!

So I saw this on popsugar and it cracked me up!!!! It is Will Farrell and a baby (I think the baby's dad is the other guy in the room). There is also another one where the baby plays a bad cop!! Hearing such a young child say this stuff really cracks me up!